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Posted:Apr 8, 2009 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 1:52 pm
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Welcome to Wonder World thank-you for stopping by...
The guest book is for my memory which is limited and for my tardiness which is guaranteed....
So jump on down into the rabbit's hole and sign in--cause I would hate to have to chase you down and give you some of the crazy mushrooms from around here(actually I am keeping them all for myself) Hey have you already snitched some cause you look smaller than normal....
Anyhooo, sign in and save me sometime....and remember:
Croquet on the front lawn promptly at 2p.m. with the Queen, so be prompt, and cover for me...cause I am late, late, late....
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happiness do you exist?
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Posted:Sep 7, 2010 10:40 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2010 2:25 pm
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Been a million years since I have posted...sorry to all those who keep checking in, but this year has been cataclysmic to say the least.
So happiness? That joyous emotion that carries a poor person much like myself through the ages of existence...is it available to everyone? A state of mind that I used to believe touched others and improved all aspects of a dismal monotonous day to day life. I used to think kind words, a tender touch, a quick laugh were all one needed to improve even the poorest person's existence.
I'm not sure anymore. The thought is profound and bone chilling to actually analyze the possibility that some folks want to be sad, pessimistic, and without a reason to interact except to berate and to belittle happiness.
Well so much for hearts, flowers, unicorns and gummie bears.....I want it and some folks don't so be it. Hope you do too...life is sweeter with it than without. Just my two cents-
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The Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
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Posted:Oct 6, 2009 8:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2010 9:28 pm
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The Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
1 This explains your car.
2 I never saw one like that before.
3 But it still works, right?
4 Are you cold?
5 I guess this makes me the early bird.
6 Ahhhh, it's cute.
7 Can I be honest with you?
8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.
9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
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The Ring toss folks.....
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Posted:Oct 2, 2009 10:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2009 9:41 am
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Okay as referred to in my previous posting I will now with a red-face, outline the requirements for said game and the materials required.
Materials:
1)A willing male participant, who wants to be fondled and teased for a lengthy period of time.
2) A 12 or so warm Krispy Kreme donuts.
Okay you may ask yourself will any old donut do? Right? NO NO NO....they must be Krispy Kremes....Why pray-tell you ask? They are soft and forgiving....As you will later see if you have not guessed yet as to why they need to be soft read on.....
Ok...the game begins when said donuts arrive, me personally, I find a leisurely weekend morning appropriate, but make sure you don't have plans later in the day cause I can assure you....once this game begins you won't want stop until the sugar rush crashes you into a deep contented slumber....so keep this in mind---Also diabetics are asked to refrain from this activity cause lord only knows how much insulin would be required to offset the sugar imbalance.
Okay boys it is your day in the limelight....all you have to do is what comes naturally....and the post will be uhhhummmpt erect for play....Next gals take you donuts and toss away.... the object is to ring the donut onto his post, but I can assure you he won't mind if you miss, LOL.
Warning to all who participate in this strenuous sport... You will be sticky....your sheets will be sticky....Have fun and the girls are supposed to clean up the mess.....LOL
 Okay if you are really good next time I will outline the rules to naked twister...
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Halloween Blues
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Posted:Oct 1, 2009 9:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2009 9:42 am
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Too true folks I have a very sad story to share one in which I am sure all of you can appreciate. I was at the local Wal-mart this past week( yes I hate the Nazi fascists pigs, but where else can you shop drunk at 3 am?) and on an end cap close to the cereal aisle was the most beautiful sight I had ever seen, well almost Krispy Kremes used in the most provocative ring toss is the most beautiful site, but okay 2nd most beautiful site on the planet....maybe even the galaxy....BooBerry Cereal...Okay who did not like the trilogy of sugar from their childhood? Frankenberry, Count Chochula, and BooBerry....for a mere $2.00 a box I could achieve a sugar high of unbridled proportions that could last for days......
Okay here is the sad part of the story...I am out of cereal...and at the Wal-mart last night I found out that they had no more for me to purchase....Ohhhh the sadness is gut wrenching
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I went on a trip to NewOrleans---guess what I saw?
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Posted:Sep 18, 2009 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2013 1:54 pm
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Betcha can't possibly guess in a million years? Well, okay, maybe some of you pervs could, but I never thought it possible....I saw a woman set her own nipples a flame, really I'm not lying....don't stop reading---I really did see her do it, I swear!!! Okay, well maybe she set something else on fire and attached them to her nipples, but the effect was the same in my mind---OUCH!! and how....I can't make this up Honest!
I was in New Orleans for the first time this past week and while enjoying a refreshing beverage or three from the local watering hole..... I emerged from the ladies room and Voila! Nipples On Fire--- This girl definitely qualified for Girl's Gone Wild! I was whole hardedly impressed and gave her a satisfied bug-eyed, jaw-dropped, mouth-gapping reaction that can never be duplicated ever again. The only thing I did refrain from doing was grabbing my own nipples in a protective shield as if they might somehow spontaneously ignite right before my eyes....
Ain't America the Greatest???
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Blog Blog Blog----Coming out of my forever Fog
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Posted:Aug 30, 2009 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2009 10:05 am
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Well I had a post the just went up in flames so forgive me for the shortened encapsulated version of this post.
For those who have missed me---know that I have missed reading your antics over the summer, but there have been a few extraneous circumstances that have thrown a proverbial monkey wrench in my already very con-fuddled life.
Well I could yet again rattle off the cataclysmic destructive episodes with great fervor, but quite frankly I am tired of whining. So... just know I now walk to Starbucks to blog, while in the never ending search of an employer who can tolerate my poverty stricken lifestyle, while financing my life to categorically jump up a rung or two on the social class ladder.(Currently, I am on the lower,lower poor and impoverished rung)
I still have hope; (although now it has lowered its standards) much in the same way I have lowered my dating standards to having a pulse and seeming remotely interested in the opposite sex, that things will improve quickly.
I have been very lucky though, living in Texas to have met some really nice people: Doe rae me(he believes any day now I will jump), and Friend19602009 who has had just as bad luck with the job areana as me, having lost his job prior to even working the first day(there is some record for that-maybe I should call Guinness and find out)
So all and all I am considering turning into a Gypsy and traveling from town to town making up stuff(fortunes) and seeing what all is out there. Odds are though, things are just as miserable elsewhere as they are here, so I guess I should stay put and tough things out. But I do understand how people end up living in their cars, or just going from town to town doing odd jobs, cause that is about as useful as I have become.
Wow, this was not meant to be depressing really... I am sure things will improve eventually.....so know that I have missed you and I will try to be more dilligent in writing a post or two in the future.
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It's all in the attitude
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Posted:Jul 5, 2009 9:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2009 9:11 pm
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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
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Do you miss married life?
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Posted:Jul 5, 2009 8:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2009 5:26 pm
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Wow yesterday being a holiday put me in a strange state of mind that had me truly pondering the life I have chosen as a single person. Not that I was wandering around looking at happily married couples going geee I want what they have, NO I can emphatically say that no...all the arguments over meaningless things were not at all what I wanted in my life---then, now, or ever!! As a single person I do have the liberty of taking care of myself as I see fit, and for that I am over-joyed, seriously, that is not sarcasm.
I don't miss battles over money, household chores, dogs, vacations, tv shows, politics and the like. I do miss Sunday morning snuggling, chicken soup when I have a cold, and an occasional back/ foot rub.
For me being single means that I can truly evaluate myself and adjust my responses on my own without fear of reprisals. I can decide where and when I go somewhere and I how I can behave when I get there. Seems silly--doesn't it? A grown woman finding comfort in being able to decide if she can act a fool in public--NO? But I do...the judging and the conflicts seemed never ending and for me....Being able to feel good about the decisions I make, are huge!
The down side of all of this is that now I live on less than one income(only through the help of friends) and I only have myself to blame when things go down hill....
So I guess my family be damned, cause I feel better about my life and its possibilities than I have in 20 years...I did not loose out--I gained myself so in the end I have gained everything.
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Do Men Get a bad wrap?
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Posted:Jun 26, 2009 8:36 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 9:12 am
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I was just wondering what the general consensus was on the treatment of the male population was....There do seem to be a lot of things slanted against them... and with the biased nature of my last post(which by the way--I am unattached and given the state of my ignorance...doomed to remain that way) I began to really wonder...do you guys not get the credit you deserve?
I mean...sounded like most of you have picked up helping at home...
All of your profiles say that you put women's pleasure first
I have watched a few of my friends whom are couples interact with one another... and men are in some circumstances talked down to...by the women in their lives....
Another point was made that a man single on his own....without a job gets no help or support if he falls on hard times...Wow not that I am supporting Aid for wayward men now we have enough on our ridiculous plate with Congress giving money away to wayward businesses for us to help any one else...Sorry guys.
I guess my point is that obviously...somehow we took for granted your contribution to the mix in relationships and to society...so on behalf of most Women folk(the heterosexual kind) I apologize for not openly appreciating your contributions before now... And I will firmly attempt...(hmmp make note of the attempt part) to not chastise/affirm/or other wise make fun of any shortcomings no matter how blatant... in an attempt to harbor more understanding relationships with you guys...
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What a Woman really Wants
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Posted:Jun 19, 2009 10:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2009 3:59 pm
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You know what I desire the most? A man not afraid of his domestic side....
Turn me on? Turn on the vacuum Hmmmm that gets my motor running....
Want me all hot and bothered? Turn on the stove....gets me all warm and fuzzzy....
Want me wet and wanton? Try washing up a load of dishes or laundry.....
Think this is absolutely ridiculous? Think again.... when you do these kinds of mundane meaningless tasks that are stereotypically a "woman's job" you are telling me...you value my time, you value me, and you are not afraid of your domestic side....
So heat things up at home....Don an apron and help a girl out.... you may be over joyed with your reward..  
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Whats Up with things?
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Posted:Jun 11, 2009 1:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2009 2:28 pm
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 Sorry folks...this move has just wiped me out....
Still no nibbles for jobs and I can't find things
Lack of organization, sheer frustration, and duress
are running rough shot over things,so if you are wondering where
I am ....I now reside in the state of confusion.
I hope to have some similance of order in my life again soon,
but until then, know that I am thinking fondly of you
and wish that I could have lots of smart-assed retorts
to your blogs.
For those who know how to get me via email, and phone...please by all means do. Until I return though have fun in the sun, please-peace. mggrace
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