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Lifehandler2
 
what goes on inside the minds of others
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Update......
Posted:Oct 21, 2007 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2011 9:03 am
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Things are improving!!
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not happy campers on the homestead!
Posted:Oct 14, 2007 10:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 11:03 pm
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Our German Shepherd got hit by a car 8:00 am Friday. Only a small portion of his rump was visible outside from under the car. The car sat about 8 inches off the ground (eclipse convertible). The woman that ran over him came to the door and said I think I killed your dog. My youngest ran to the end of the driveway and then collapsed and began screaming like someone had snatched her off the porch and needed help to be rescued. I ran down the stairs screaming for her asking what is wrong but I couldn't find her cause she was outside of the fence and down on the ground under the big tree. After me screaming her name about 6 times, she finally says "Mom, its Addakiss!"

It was a horribly sad sight to see her and then the dog.

I went to the car to see what is to be done next. I placed my hand on his rump and said his name as if to really say goodbye in my heart and he moved......... HE MOVED. I immediately jumped into action cause he's alive!!!! I crawled under the car to see how to get him out of there. Not possible from that angle. I crawled around the other side of him --- how I managed this feat is beyond me now that I look back on the situation ---- not possible from that angle either. While there, I unhooked his neck from something he was tangled on underneath car by collar. He isn't moving much and is only really whimpering crying to me. I move faster cause I have the feeling he's dying and needs medical attention and is watching me. I come out from underneath and run to front of car to pick up. I do get the front wheels off the ground a few inches and the woman freaks that I'll break something and begins to scream. NOW I'm beginning to panic! then begins to panic! I run to her and place my hands on her shoulder --- this calms me IMMEDIATELY and FORCES me to think rationally ----- I say to her get your brother and I'll get the jack and together we'll get Addakiss out of this and take him to the hospital.

Off we both go running back to the house about a block away.

Place the jack and begin pumping it up. I start to firmly (scared shitless) grab Addakiss and pull him out without allowing him to move around to much or make things worse once he realizes he can move. Of course, he gets away and tries to run ..... he can't and drags the lower half of him completely and yelps badly. I pick him up and try to place him in back seat. Again yelps real loud. Everyone is basically screaming with ideas and I just pick him up as best as I can and get in front seat with him in my chest and lap (he's a BIG guy now - approx 110 lbs). I am barely in and my is still trying to suggest something ....... I sternly look at him and slowly say (mainly cause I'm barely able to catch my breath by this time) close the door !!!! He does this with a solid weird stare. runs around the other side and drives us off to the animal hospital.

The hospital team takes him from me out of the front seat and I need a moment to fall apart and put myself back together outside in the parking lot. Oh yeah, did I mention that I'm in pajamas that are not to be worn out in public or around !!!!! Now I am covered with road dirt --I live on a old country dirt road -- several thick inches of hair, blood, sweat, tears, plus being virtually naked. One of the staff bring me an overgrown towel to wrap up and show me the bathroom.

Now to the results: Addakiss has pelvic fractures [several] on the left side and the pelvic bone has moved up into his rib area, hip out of pocket and ball of hip cracked beyond repair on its own if just popped back into socket on the right side, no internal bleeding, no head trauma, no permanent neck injury, cuts - contusions - bruises - and many many ouches!!!!

In the first 30 minutes the bill was $400, about 2 hours later it was $2200.

Saturday Addadiss underwent a 4 hour surgery to have double hip surgery ....
left side - metal braces to pull the pelvic back to normal
right side - cut ball joint in half and put metal cup into socket; basically hip replacement.
Then the doctor asked to neuter since this will most likely calm him down and help with recovery so we agree .... since doc did offer to do it for free being already in the area.

Sunday .... he came out of the surgery about 9 pm doing well. The doctor did find a few more fractures he didn't see on the x-rays and had to fix those while in there. Addakiss is on morphine drip and probably will be on that for the next several days. They do expect to keep him in hospital for a week and then its a "we'll see how he's doing before making any decisions about going home". The recovery time for something like this is approximately 8 weeks.

This young guy is certainly racking up the money pit syndrome. Last December swallowed a bouncy ball....... $590 for surgery and meds. April he had Acral Lick Granuloma. ....... $245 for antibiotics, drops and wraps. Now this car accident. Statistics do say it costs about a million dollars to raise a !!!!!! AND, he's only a year and 7 months.
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just curious
Posted:Sep 8, 2007 11:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 11:10 pm
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I'm wondering if others feel the same as I do or is it .... I'm just abby normal?

I want to know if there are any deal breakers for people right off the bat? Can someone say something inside an initial email that will cause you to gag and immediately delete without any response which in turn will make you one of the rudest people for not at least saying 'no thank you'?

Sometimes the garbage I receive causes me not to come into this site for a couple of days. I thought I was a grown up and loved all the stuff this site has to offer, but it slaps me that I must of been living under a rock for many a year cause I don't think that way. What the hell? How could I have missed those ideas when they were being handed out?

Someone please help me out!!!!

UPDATE: Showing the type of email I speak of. copied and pasted for exact wording.
I like your picture. You are a very sexy and beautiful woman! I'll just tell you what I'm looking for because it seems most people just like small talk.
I like to eat my own cum and I want you to watch me swallow my own cum by putting my feet over my head and shooting cum straight into my mouth. I would love it if you would stroke my cock until I shoot a huge cum shot and fill my mouth then tell me to swallow it all.
After that I want to lick your pussy until you explode on my face and I get to lick you clean. I have a large cock and I know how to use it. I would love to be inside of you! I am very flexible and would love to hear what you are in to! Check out my profile and write back soon.
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today was my birthday and I thought this one was appropriate
Posted:Aug 24, 2007 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 11:18 pm
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Hospital Window

A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

The origin of this letter is unknown, but it is thought to bring good luck to everyone who takes the time to stop, read, and think about it .... or so it is believed.

Happy Birthday to me!
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Barracks Door
Posted:Aug 15, 2007 10:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2007 10:19 am
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door".
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

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BE STRONG HONEY---I LOVE YOU
Posted:Aug 7, 2007 12:44 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2010 9:11 pm
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, places his head close to her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey; I love you too!"
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Ask a question that someone can use to start a conversation with you.
Posted:Aug 5, 2007 11:23 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2007 9:20 pm
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Here's mine .....
What have you learned over the years of your life? What would you change if that was even possible in this universe or realm of which we beings live?

what's yours?
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If you could lunch with anyone, who would it be and why?
Posted:Jul 24, 2007 11:32 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2007 9:20 pm
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I'd ask the angels to be seen and dine with me during some quiet setting like outdoors while all the birds are singing and talking amongst each other. I have lots of things to say, ask, scream about! I thought about God being the 'one', but we are taught very early on that he is the Supreme Being and should not ask 'why' of him. Therefore, I've decided to go for the next thing in line from the order of things - the angels. They know him personally and can give me an insight to what I wish to know. They've seen things, they know the intimate details from all of our history, and have the wisdom to gently reveal. Hopefully I won't be scared out of my wits once I learn such information.
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a version of the good life to those of us that wish
Posted:Jul 20, 2007 8:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2007 9:22 pm
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I would be in love, happily entwined with my soulmate living out the perfect little dream on top of the tallest mountain inside the largest castle built by my ancestors. Together we would conquer the ills of mankind and make the world a realistic place to share with others. Violence would be a word no one of the next generation ever had to learn about. Birth and Death would be joyful .... this is how we would teach the young to experience. Three or four, five or six generations would survive harmoniously together living in bliss. Through my mate and I's hedonism we would make babies and raise them in a emotionally stable society that believed in the joys of simplicity. The trees would be large and the flowers would flourish. The meadows would be filled with great colors of yellow and green surrounded by a clear blue calm lake for the swans to play in. My white stallion 'Wildfire' would dance with me to all the sounds of music. AND the family (plus the ) would have a picnic at least once a week.
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can we talk?
Posted:May 8, 2007 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 11:27 pm
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Finding out how a man loves is the most amazing concept on earth! It really enlightens all the "how comes" we [women] have getting to this point of knowledge. It takes a while for it to happen, but goodness when it happens all the lights do come on. Both sides of the fence take on a learning curve -- I suppose that's fair to say.

Man comes to the fold practically blind like a new born puppy; then he fumbles his way around till he latches onto the necessary equipment for enjoyment, nourishment, and then a piece of life he can later equate to "love". So long as the partner involved doesn't dim the switch or pull the plug he stays there indefinitely.

Of course, there is a down side to this equation or train of thought. Save him should he get burnt. The succession of women to follow after that don't have a chance in hell of getting a fair shake. His angry will forever keeps all newcomers at bay. Age will have to erase the wrongs done to him and allow him to find his way back again amongst the others.

I have to say for those men that have found the open gate to the others is an absolute blessing to be in the presence of. To be with a man that believes in pleasuring his partner first and foremost is an incredible experience. To have a man not explode and daudle all the while looking into your eyes knowing you have exploded several times already and are capable of a few more is worth the ride each and every time. It is such a turn on to know that he hasn't and you can whenever, while he agrees with excitement about the sounds coming from you!! Its like learning the meaning of "honeymoon" for the first time everytime. I, for one, would recommend such a man to each and every friend of mine eager to know him. Jealousy wouldn't be an issue cause rare is it the beauty of a man that gives of himself so freely and for HOURS!!! YEAH!
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Time to Add
Posted:Apr 26, 2007 9:26 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2007 10:25 pm
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Listening to others in here is drama in itself. Not all can be happy, but not all should be sad either! Expectations ..... it has ruined many a life. If "we" would just accept things as they are, then "we" could move on to the happier side of life.
I have to admit being in here has given me great insight to how the opposite thinks from time to time. I supposed I had a clue, but I really didn't have any "sheltered female" idea! Even when I put my foot in mouth with some opinion I just think I should be able to spout .. I learn something and manage to get the heels out without to much embarrassment! Thanks; thanks to the men here, they are really something.
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READ for a few moments and bear with me......
Posted:Apr 5, 2007 12:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 11:56 pm
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First of all, if you can't post a picture cause the wife or her friends might recognize you.... then DON'T bother to email me for anything. MEN know how to play responsibly, boys hide behind anonymomity. Those of you that can't post a picture of yourself deserve to be jerked around by women or by those who only need you to come to their "for pay website".

Looking for someone who respects the 'over the horizon' of what we might share or who wants more excitement out of life than they may currently have. I need passion; a passionate person who looks forward to seeing me enter a room - as I would him. To understand the power of a simple glance or smile. Allow the warmth of that place to heat up into a fire, to feel your heart begin to pound with excitement as the breathing quickens. Is that you?
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