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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Crazy like a fox!
 

1greatguy4u54 59M
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6/26/2021 6:02 pm

 Nice


hardguy0051 72M
503 posts
6/26/2021 5:45 pm

 Time to change the litter box.


Outlaw8in 52M

6/26/2021 5:18 pm

 oh the pain of it all


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
6/26/2021 5:11 pm

 Hmmm, Punishing herself for causing Boot Camp Boy AND the Spawn to disappear? Then again maybe the Spawn helped her acquire a taste for Flaming Hot Cheetos. Do you really want to know?
Hope you have an enjoyable weekend and and interesting, in a good way, time alone with Tilly.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
6/26/2021 3:49 pm

 Or.... Should I say, like a cat with a flaming hot Cheeto?

The Tilly Cat has been acting a lil strangely for the past couple of hours.

At first I thought it was because the Spawn is gone and it is just her and I.

Separation anxiety??

First Boot Camp Boy and then the Spawn?

Then I thought it was because I've been camped out on my couch all day, day drinking and binge watching horror movies.....

That can't be it, though. I do that quite often.

It wasn't until I saw her sneak into the Spawn's bedroom when I realized, she's up to no good!

I opened the bedroom door much earlier this morning when I had the high aspirations to start cleaning that mosh pit but quickly gave up.

There's just too damn much.... And I never closed said door.

So, there I sat, stealthily watching to see what she was doing. Right at about the moment I was ready to give up she reappeared in the hallway, exiting the bedroom, something orange sticking out of her mouth.

"Whatcha got there, Tillbot."

Suddenly seeing me notice her, she took off down the hall, between my legs, and hid under my living room chair.

"Oh, we're playing this game are we! I've had three kids, I'm a master at this!"

Finally realizing I wasn't going to give up when I slid the chair out from where it was sitting, she bolted back down the hall and into my bedroom, hiding behind the blinds on the windowsill.

On the floor was a flaming hot cheeto.

She had somehow managed to discover some discarded cheeto's and had been spending the day torturing herself with her new found snack.

Yikes!

Happy Saturday!


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