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Lessons Learned In A Year
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Lessons Learned In A Year It's been just over a year since we joined Lesbian Date Network. Our original intent (and somewhere in the back of our feeble little gords, I suppose this idea remains) was to find a couple near where we live that we could be friends with and occaisionally indulge in some adult tom-foolery. Of course finding people who are closer than a 1/2 day drive who are willing to actually meet you face to face has proven a chore. What we learned: 1. If on the 3rd date things aren't getting physical because it's moving "too fast", then the other couple is not really ready to swing. Chances are they'll get divorced soon and blame you because you're too damn happy with your own relationship and miserable people hate happy people. 2. If the profile on here is a 23SWF who doesn't care about looks or age and she has a clear shot of her face and her shaved crotch, then it's really a SPAM-BOT. 3. Even if her tits look real, there is no such thing as a 6 inch clit. 4. Men who want to meet you 1st and then introduce you to their wife either have no wife or have no wife that knows her picture is on Lesbian Date Network. 5. Women cheat too (and as often as men). 6. Couples that only want FF action have a timid male who is worried you will do his wife better than he does. There should be a coping group on here for those guys. 7. "Eight plus" dorsal inches of manhood is usually attached to an ego that can't drive that bus any better than Mr. Magooo. 8. Pierced clits are as bad for your tongue as Captain Crunch is for the roof of your mouth. 9. Exceedingly skinny chicks are bad in bed. 10. The local bookstore/coffee shop has all the single women looking for couples to fool around with. 11. Lesbian Date Network has all the single men looking for couples to fool around with. The ones at the bookstore/coffee shop are gay.  |
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3/21/2006 9:42 am |
You're actually right, about ALL of it! Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice; man, how stupid and desperate are we really? The odds are better in a Vegas Sprots Book that you'll actually make anything other that "friendly connections"...do we really need more of those? At least your not jaded, and neither are we...it's mostly laughs, and those are most important!
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And men who are willing to be with a couple if they can have your wife will ask if they can have her first, so they can get comfortable and seem to never get comfortable..... If she says age/looks not important, and not getting what she needs, just want no strings no drama sex,,,,she is looking for a new husband If there is no pic, and no answers on body type and tons about how much fun she is, then she is 300lbs and ran away from the circus If the age and pic same a little off, the pic is 10 years old Other than your list and a few other things everybody on here is just wonderful....lol Kisses, LA   
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lol...colcouple - We missed some bigones! Thanks!
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1/2/2007 6:45 pm |
how right on u are!! lol
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