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Blogs > frog_princess > Thoughts on tomorrow

mexican maid :))  

frog_princess 64F
1064 posts
1/15/2013 9:24 am
mexican maid :))

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree rasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban deed."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora ....the gardener deed."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"








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Frosty_dreamer 33M

1/15/2013 10:36 am

 hahaa


alterego10000 63M  
262 posts
1/15/2013 12:16 pm

 Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. (channeling my inner Larry the cable guy).

And I'm diggin the maid too. Ay, caramba!!


RedstoneandRed 68M/70F
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2275 posts
1/15/2013 12:28 pm

 She got the raise but I bet the gardener got fired...


nicebutbadtoo 63M
215 posts
1/15/2013 8:18 pm

 Wife gets my raise Maybe someday she will share a coffee or a drink with me Drink is always better when the Maid stresses you out!! Just sayin


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